Rob Riggle will host the ESPYs Wednesday. He will have to go a long way to top Norm Macdonald’s performance in 1998.
He had everyone squirming. A Jerry Jones joke: “He said, ‘We have to get back to what made us a championship team: Strippers and crack.'”
On Charles Woodson becoming the first defensive player to win the Heisman Trophy: “That’s something they never can take away from you…Unless you kill your wife and a waiter. In which case, all bets are off.